B'kini Whacks #21

The deranged sister of Malibu Barbie, B’kini Whacks spent her formative years on the Venice Beach boardwalk where she simultaneously mastered roller boogie and depilatories. Her fancy footwork and sun-kissed good looks drew the attention of the producer of Xanadu 2000, filming on location in Rio. So B’kini packed up her paraffin and tweezers, kissed Ken good-bye and embarked on her next adventure. Sadly the Xanadu remake never took off but B’kini made good use of her spare time on the hirsute men and women lounging on the beach. It was there she learned about the hot and sometimes hairy women of the Queen City. Upon her arrival she made the acquaintance of a certain demented PhD and her fierce and fiery posse. It was then that B’kini knew she had found her true calling. But don’t start thinking she’s left her old ways behind. Once that whistle blows you’ll be sure to feel the quick and painful tear of her signature move, “The Brazilian”. Beauty is Pain!!