Lollypopz #30

Lollypopz #30

Born out of wedlock and raised by the three senior members of the Munchkinland Lollipop Guild, Lollypopz was exiled from the land of Oz in her early teen years upon rejecting the saccharin lifestyle of clicking her heels in the air and merrily carrying a tune. She has an incessant fondness for funneling shoe-fulls of moonshine, delights in kicking the daylights out of woodland animals, and victimizing the flying monkeys with her obscure licking fixation. When her wicked habits all became too much for the munchkins to bear, she was finally sent packing down the yellow brick road.

Stumbling through a poppy field, one drunken day, Lollypopz slid down a rainbow landing outside the Erie Road power plant in North Tonawanda. A shiny new pair of quad skates glistened from atop of a roadside snow mound; gazing upon them they magically strapped to her feet, and swiftly carried her to the front door of the Rainbow Rink. Knocking a crop of Lumberjacks into a coma on the way, Lollypopz realized she had finally found her destiny as a roller girl, and remains today in relentless, blood-thirsty pursuit of showing all those in her path…

…when you get smacked by Lollypopz, you’re definitely not in Kansas anymore!