Queen City Roller Girls

NO Torious V.A.G is one bad ass vagina. She is political lyricist by nature with a mouth like a trucker. A former Riot Grrl and arsonist she is not afraid to set your ass or the rink on fire. She can rap out her feminist ideals incorporating her name sake the "vag" and her hate for "the man." She was found on the streets of white America making a stink in the yards of the upper elite. She is not afraid to speak her mind or throw some pornographic gestures to portray how she feels. Vagina gang signs are her forte and if you are cool enough she might show you her signature moves! She is most famously known for causing a riot on Park Avenue in Buffalo over the fact that a man cut her off in line as she waited to pay for her Bikini Kill CD. During the riot she was quoted as sayin," Hell no I will not go, but as for the XY chromosome carriers, they can go to Hell!" After getting arrested for the riot, V.A.G. was ordered to do some community service. This is where she met up with the Queen City Roller Girls on a quest to end domestic violence and rock out. It was love at first hit! Watch out for NO torious V.A.G. she is crazy on and off her skates. This feminist gangsta might just "play your girlfriend," "beat up your brother," or "steal your kid's candy" just for fun. You may think she is "cute" but don't worry V.A.G. is tough as nails and packs a mean punch. It doesn't matter if you are East coast or West coast she'll kick your ass with a smile!