Little Orphan Angry #92

 

Finally free, Little Orphan Angry spent too many years locked up by Miss Hang-a-man. “Wash the cups, brush the crumbs, shoo the chicken, dust the hearth, make the fire, bake the bread,” enough was enough for Little Orphan Angry.

She eventually escaped from the NYC Municipal Orphanage and made her way in the world through bravery, quick wit and a cheery disposition with an indomitable spirit. While living on the streets she met Daddy Warmongerbucks who took Angry in under his wing and gave her shelter. During her stay she secretly trained herself, skating day after day, night after night improving her strength and agility while awaiting the day to unleash her revenge on all those who did her and the other orphans wrong.

Angry is not alone in the world to attack her evil-doers. She is part of the Nickel City Knockouts, one of the Queen City Roller Girl Teams. Having worked hard to be one of the first round draft picks for the 2009 season she is ready to push, strive and work even harder to try to make the Nickel City Knockouts number 1 this season.

Don’t let this short angelic-looking little redhead fool you. She is a feisty independent little woman with lots of grit and an untamable spirit. By day, Little Orphan Angry is a sweet innocent graphic/web designer who works for a multi-media company in the heart of downtown Buffalo. But once 5pm rolls around, that’s when her true self shows and her real day begins. Being a ruthless Certified Pilates Instructor, she teaches Pilates classes to her team the Nickel City Knockouts and at an all-girl fitness center.

When Angry does not have a pair of roller skates on her feet you will see her out on the water, sailboat racing at least twice a week in the spring, summer and fall. You will see her on the ski slopes, shopping, dancing and having an Angry good time wherever she is.

Standing tall at 4’ 7 3/4” she is all grown up and ready to take no prisoners. It's a hard knock life for Little Orphan Angry but for all those who oppose her, she’s ready to prove that the sun will not come up tomorrow. And you can bet your bottom dollar on that!

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“Tougher than hell, with a heart of gold and a fast left, who can take care of herself because she has to.” - Harold Gray, the creator of Little Orphan Annie