Knockin' Das Boots #57


Somewhere a sonar pings, the low rumble of skate wheels echo.
An ominous silhouette reflects on the radar. A former warship gunner for the USS Candy Sass,
this child was the result of the unfortunate union of a lovely mermaid and the hideous kraken, having indulged in one-too-many Appletinis.
After she was caught forcing the boys to kiss the gunnerâ??s daughter, She was heave-hoâ??d from her warship into the icy ocean depths. Making her way to an icy shore, with no where to call home, she skated south down the Saint Lawrence seaway as far as the Niagara falls, until she found a group of women whoâ??s balls were as brass as hers.
You better pray to Gott in Himmel, Knockinâ?? DAS BOOTs is in your scope.